i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

hello, if you have power to spare, please send me your power. I have a very important job interview in a few hours,

thank you so much

I haven’t done the interview yet but I just want to say really quickly that I love you guys so much?? like, looking at the comments, you’re all so kind, seriously thank you so much for the wonderful vibes

vykodlak:

vykodlak:

watching a national dog show vid. this beast has the saddest most glistening eyes I’ve ever seen

This is a gnome

(via spongebobssquarepants)

satyriconmp3:

(via sapphicbtch)

gothfoxgirlboy:

gothfoxgirlboy:

gothfoxgirlboy:

Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they’re casting a spell with a verbal component it’s literally more effective than a counter spell.

This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they’re trying to use somnatic components.

Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can’t do anything

(via manywinged)

chipper-smol:

chipper-smol:

somewhat-comptetent-wizard:

chipper-smol:

when something cool happens but you cant say anything to anyone so youre just

What happened?

Im glad that this has reached many people who have signed NDAs

(via sapphicbtch)

kingofthehilltoday:

antimony-ore:

cur10uscr0w:

hoejangles20:

You can’t leave this in the tags

In my mind now this is what king of the hill looks like

towerlight17:

Nonaaaa

(via superfanflail)

mlaine:

Nona loves Noodle

(via superfanflail)

cursedwoods:

blingblingboy-shaggy-kinnie:

heritageposts:

gossipseer:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.

Bro what it’s the second of July 2020. Happy 8th anniversary of this classic tumblr post!!!!

happy 11th anniversary of this post

(via anabundanceofclaimedusernames)

theshitpostcalligrapher:

victorian-sexstache:

navajolovesdestiel:

spacemancharisma:

chaoticharbinger:

I MAY NOT KNOW MY FLOWERS

BUT I KNOW A

BITCH

WHEN I SEE ONE

This is a marigold:

This is a peony:

And this is a bitch